@P1AutismMom@autisable - LOL, I had more, but the second I sat down to write my brain went blank. I hate when that happens.

@Paul_Partisan@xanga - Yeah, they usually post them within a day or two, but it has been a week and no blog. Oh well, their loss.

@KimisBarbie@xanga - LOL, my son keep trying to watch it, but always falls asleep before that part comes up. Thank you, I can mark that one off my list.

@filtered_sunlight -  Message me your address.  I love to bake cookies

@filtered_sunlight -  LOL, I have no one to bake for.  My boys don't eat cookies.  Not that they dislike them they are just afraid to try them.  Don't ask, just chalk it up to a weird gene pool.

@P1AutismMom@autisable - She lives at 123 Hag Rd. Seventh Ring of Hell.

Just look for all the cats.

@P1AutismMom@autisable - LOL, I do try. April is going to kill me though.

@gwacemom - Oh, and we're par for the course on dinner: nobody's cooking, we're grabbing something on the way!

@filtered_sunlight - Sundays are usually grill days around here since Matt has been taking the day off. Today not so much. It is up to me. Yea.

I'm all about the drive thru post office!!  I hate going too, and it's nearly impossible with 3 little kids!  I would totally jump up and sing if they had a drive thru.  :)

@Luv2BMama@xanga - Stick to just singing...jumping requires getting out of the car and then, of course, because you're jumping, the kids'll jump and you'll never get them calmed down enough to get them back into the car to go to the drive-thru post office.

Why does Matt always get sick the night prior to his one day off for the week? Its the evil plan to make you miserable.  Glad to see its working!

Do Caleb and Emily have just a cold or could this be the swine flu?  Yup.

Is it worth taking them all the way over to the doctor to find out that in fact it is just a cold and there is nothing they can do for them?  They dont do anything for the flu anyway.

Who enters my house after I go to sleep and destroy all the work that I have done?  I guess I will give away my secret, its me! Glad you noticed my handy work!

Is there really such a thing as too much tequila? Yes, when it hasnt been consumed!

If I just stopped doing laundry, would any of the kids even notice? Not even a little bit.  Especially Em.  She doesnt like clothes anyway!

Am I ever going to get those videos of Hayven that the dumbass promised me last week?  HAHAHAHA!!  After all of these years, you are still expecting him to keep promises?

How hard is it to send an email anyway? Caleb can do it and he is four. You would think a 42 year old man could figure it out.  Oh, but you forget, this is the dumbass we are talking about.

How much longer can I sit on this package for April before she thinks I forgot about it? (I haven't, I just hate the post office)  She already knows that you simple drank the tequila!

Why don't they make a drive thru post office? I know that mothers of small children would stand up and sing if they did. Have you seen lines at the post office?  They wouldnt have enough space to make a drive through that could put all of those cars into the line!

Did Spongebob and Sandy really get married or was it just a stunt for November sweeps? This should be sent to the very depths of hell.   I HATE that show!

Are the women on the Bridezilla show really that bitchy?  Sadly, I believe so.  I have seen people act like that at times.

If they are, how do they have any friends?  They dont, people are just so afraid of them they pretend to be their friends.

If the coyotes actually come up and snatch Caleb or Emily off our porch will the animal control finally respond to our calls?  HAHAHAHAHA!!  They arent responding because you already have Caleb and Em.  If they were loose, then the animal control would have to respond!

Why do I break the same toe over and over again?  Because you keep stubbing it over and over again...

How much longer is my mother going to allow my grandmother to control the situation before she takes matters into her own hand? Hey Mom, just pretend it is me and run roughshod all over her. She thought she could control you because her own mother controlled her.  Didnt you get the memo that is how it all works?

Where in the world did my sister find a pig chandelier? Ebay.  You can find EVERYTHING on Ebay.

Furthermore, what possessed her to put it up in her front entryway? It was to make sure you never come to visit!

Should I even take the moment to dream that this Thanksgiving holiday will be any different than previous years? Keep drinking the tequila...

How many times will I endure the statement; "Oh Caleb would look so much cuter with his hair cut shorter"?  Countless

How many more times will the kids change their minds about what they want for Christmas? Only about a million.  And then a million more times after Christmas.

When will I finally tell them it is too late, the presents are here and you are out of luck? Nope, then you will just hear the whining.

How in the world did I catch April's stomach bug when she lives 3000 miles away?  Special Delivery.

Does the guy that does the transformer toy reviews on youtube have a real job? No, he gets paid a lot to do that.  I wish I could get paid for crap like that!

Does he date much? Why date when he can just throw money around?

Will I have the courage to register for school in a few weeks knowing that it is going to cause major upheaval in my life? Yup, because otherwise April and I will bitch slap you!

Is it really possible for me to achieve those dreams that I buried years ago? Of course.   You just got to tell everyone else to STFU.

Why did Momaroo asked my permission to post two of my blogs and yet never did? They like giving you false hope of attracting trolls.

Okay, my brain has run dry. I am off to try and get the laundry done. Happy Sunday!  Well Sunday is almost over, so happy Monday!