Thursday, 12 November 2009

• For lack of anything better

  I am still sick and somewhere along the way, I have lost all abilities to type and spell correctly. I also seem to be having difficulty hearing things. So, for lack of anything better; here are some random things that either made me giggle today or made me angry.

  1. Caleb woke up this morning and said the following; "When I growed up I am going to be a cooker." Not that funny, but what I thought he said was; "When I growed up I am going to be a hooker." Oops.
  2. Emily has decided that the best time for us to bond is midnight. She likes to sit on my lap and stick her feet up in my face so I will kiss her toes. She happens to have adorable toes, but midnight is pushing it just a bit.
  3. Whitney sent me the following text message; I am going with Mandi after school for tabo might. Be home later. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized it was Thursday and "tabo might" was actually "taco night" at Mandi's house. Sheesh.
  4. Jake and I have become addicted to Arizona Southern Style Tea. Since starting our addiction, every store within a ten mile radius has been sold out each time I try to purchase more.
  5. I have started and deleted no less than five blogs this morning. I have lost my ability to make anything funny enough to blog.
  6. Josh woke up this morning with the ever vague "my stomach hurts" excuse. In a house full of people with the flu, couldn't you have come up with "my throat hurts" so I would have at least given it a seconds thought before I told you to get your ass in there and get ready for school? Dude, you didn't even register a normal fever. You are so going to school.
  7. H fooled me by calling from her old cell phone number. The hag actually got me to answer the phone. I swear this flu is weakening my senses to crazy people.
  8. Matt ended up working last night for what was supposed to be a "few hours" and then he was heading home so that he could help me today. He got home at ten this morning and promptly went to bed. Thanks for the help honey.
  9. The water is still shut off and I have never wanted to take a shower more than I do right now.
  10. The stupid mega blocks are taking over my living room and I am seriously considering calling in professional help. Does anyone know of a mega blocks exterminator?
  11. The front page of momaroo is seriously begging me to answer the "how do you handle mommy stress" question by saying; "tequila and duct tape", but I am afraid those crazy front page women won't get my humor.
  12. It is two weeks before Thanksgiving and the crazy people are suddenly remembering that they have children and are already calling to make their demands on when and where we (the two people actually raising said children) will be bringing the children. Seriously people, next time share the bucket of crazy with the others because you two drank way more than your share.

  Okay, I think I am done. Time to blow up clean the living room. With any luck, all the kids will be back in school tomorrow and I will finally have some normalcy back in my routine.

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